It’s gonna flood.
The sky parted like an angry muslin curtain being torn open by the crooked hands of Quasimodo and hurled it’s contents at Los Angeles over the past week. Like real
The sky parted like an angry muslin curtain being torn open by the crooked hands of Quasimodo and hurled it’s contents at Los Angeles over the past week. Like real
I had a dream last night and when I awoke from this odd winter trance all I remembered was the phrase “business in front and a party in back” (refer
I love me some smelly candles. They’re lit in our house 365 days a year. Tobacco Sage? Yep. Salted Driftwood? Yep. Wild Cedarwood? Yep. You name it. Except patchouli… that’s
This is making me mental! The gods have cursed me for my past nefarious deeds. If it doesn’t stop, I’m gonna freaking lose it. Oh… hi…ummmmm… my eyelid has been
My wife’s favorite holiday tradition is to go back to Kansas City for Christmas to visit my family for a couple days. Then we stay at a schmancy hotel on
I recently started wearing a different pair of shoes when I left the house. It just became freezing cold here in LA. I think it’s been around 70 during the
Short of breath, sweat, grimace, hope, forgot to breathe again, curse at the tv, sweat some more, sip, oh yeah… breathe again. This was basically my night on Tuesday night
I had to go run some errands the other day, so I piled in the car and went at it. I live up in Beachwood Canyon. It’s the neighborhood under
Let me start off by saying that I’m a member of the Bachelor Nation. I can’t help it and I’m not ashamed. I’ve had some of my most colossal, existential
My dog, Rocco, hates the dog next door. For no reason. I mean, he goes bananas with just a whiff of him walking by the house. Bananas! It’s inexplicable. My